Hello World!

This post it mostly to explain what this blog will be about. This blog is going to be my diary of sorts. I'm about to go away to college and start my life and I figured, "Hey, funny shit always happens to me why not share it with the world?" I know who doesn't think that way. I don't know why people don't publicly humiliate themselves more often. I plan on posting once a week minimum. My posts probably won't be very long and will mostly just consist of funny anicdotes about my life and random silly pictures. Like that one over in the corner. I guess now your expecting the anicdote...Fine here's one.

I had to pick up my little brother on the way home from practice today. He knows all about my after practice ritual. I come home grab a bag of goldfish and immediatly get in the tub. (Don't judge me. I'm hungry and I smell). Once I'm done feeding my face and cleaning off I proceed to take an hour long nap. Anyways we are walking in the door I immediatly head to the pantry for my goldfish, when I hear the little shit thundering down the stairs and then the bathroom door slams. I grab my goldfish and run after him no way is that boy taking a shower before me. he takes longer showers then most girls I know. Sadly, he locked the door, probably a good thing becasue I was prepared to pick him up out of the shower and throw him on his ass. I was still able to extract my revenge though. When he came upstairs showered and refreshed I proceeded to put him in a headlock with his face stuck in the confines of my sweaty armpit...serves him right

Well until next time my friends!